In a massive coordinated operation yesterday, the last people on earth who were not yet members of Cardrunners have been signed-up.
The shocking revalation that there were people hiding out deep in the Amazon who had not yet benefited from Green Plastic's 6-Max no-limit holdem videos sent alarm and consternation through the civilised world - and an immediate project involving the Brazillian Government, Amnesty International and Lee Jones, Cardrunners brutally ugly CFO.
"We started by air-dropping 'Harrington on Holdem volume #1' along with Poker-Stars logoed stress balls" said a spokesman " When we found that the lost tribe did not have the $29.99 per month required for the subscription there were some intense negotiations required, fortunately after seeing the benefits of our online-pro's training methods and insights into how to crush the online no-limit game they agreed to sell all their children into bonded labor and all their women to join David Sklansky's growing hareem
Phew, that was close
MF
Friday, 30 May 2008
Relief As Lost Tribe Join Cardrunners
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Lol,that's brilliant.Did they drop the mandatory tin foil hats required for online play too?!
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