Thursday, 5 June 2008

Full Tilt To Make FTOPS Daily!

Full Tilt Pokers premier tournament event, the 'Full Tilt Online Poker Series' (or FTOPS for short) has been going from strength to strength.

The great thing about this 10-day series of big buy-in online poker tournaments is that numerous satellites make it possible for even the most intellectually-challenged donkey to donate cash to the company (erm, sorry, we mean participate in one of the prestigeous events - Ed).

With the FTOPS running several times a year the evil accountant who runs Full Tilt decided, after much number crunching, that profits could be greatly increased by running this event every day - and twice on Sundays.

Confirming the new plans a spokesman said ' Full Tilt Poker are always looking for new ways to screw players, affiliates and other business partners' adding ' we are happy to announce that the Full Tilt Points you collect while playing the daily FTOPS will be doubled in value - making them worth just slightly above f*uck-all instead of nothing what-so-ever'

When asked whether this meant guarenteed prize pools would stay in place the spokesman said this should not be a problem, since nobody can withdraw it can only mean higher rakes for us.


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