Sunday, 31 August 2008

John Phan Wins 2007 Legends Of Poker Just In Time For 2008 Final Table

Exclusive news on the world's slowest poker player today at Melted Felt. In a nail-biting cliff-hanger of a close-shave, John Phan has just about finished the 2007 Legends of poker tournament in time for the 2008 Legends of Poker final table... phew.

Known for being slow-as-f^ck, Phan actually holds the world record for having the clock called on him and once won a poker tournament by sending all of his opponents to sleep and then stealing their blinds.

Sensationally when Amit Makhija, who busted in 2nd after Phan bored him into completing Seduko puzzles while waiting for raises, complained about the slow pace of folding the reply from Phan was 'I don't play on the internet like you, kid'.

Melted Felt would just like to say thank f^ck for that.

Disconnections and slow players are bad enough, what a nightmare it would be if John Phan was around to take the full 15 seconds on every raise, call, fold and then after the hand is over - muck.


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