Thursday, 4 September 2008

Exclusive: An Interview With Durrr

In a potentially futile attempt to prove that high-stakes online poker pro Durrr actually has a personality, Melted Felt are happy to bring you this exclusive interview.

For those readers who are not familiar with the 21 year old prodigy, he can regularly be found at Full Tilt Poker playing heads-up PLO and exchanging pots running into 10's - if not $100's of thousands... getting super-rich at a young age has been an inspiration for many aspiring poker pros, who wish that one day they can be as utterly dull as Durrr.

Melted Felt: Hey Durrr, thanks for joining us for this exclusive interview - how are you today?

Durrr: Sorry, I;m not sure that that subject is something I'd like to discuss.

Melted Felt: Ahh, well, maybe you could give us a brief summary of how you got into poker and moved up the stakes so fast?

Durrr: Well, if I talked about that then my edge at the tables might be dimished.

Melted Felt: Can you explain the popularity of high stakes PLO for the high-rollers like yourself?

Durrr: I do not really have a comment on that at the moment.

Melted Felt: Wow, so you are famous for the big heads-up matches with Phil Ivey, what is it like playing against one of the biggest names in the poker world?

Durrr: I do not want to talk about any individual opponents at the moment.

Melted Felt: So, if you never say anything about poker, maybe we could ask what other passtimes you enjoy? Are you a big sport fan?

Durrr: This is a poker interview right? So, I can not disclose information about any other subject.

Melted Felt: Okkkkkkaaay then... Well, we have heard (viscious and unsubstantiated) rumors that due to your complete lack of personality your interviews to date have been dull enough to send the most fervent poker-geek to sleep... is this true?

Durrr: Sorry, I would not want to give away any information which could make my rivals have an edge over me in being-interviewed games.

Melted Felt: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

MF

2 comments:

Gadzooks64 said...

You pwned his soul.

Well done.

Pud's Poker said...

LMFAO! He's a fantastic player but comes across as a total knob!

 
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