Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Credit Crunch Hits Poker World As Matusow Auctions Lucky Underpants

In the wake of the shocking ebay auction of a fake-WSOP 2008 bracelet, Melted Felt can today exclusively reveal the true extent of the current ecomonic crisis on the poker world... as Mike 'The Mouth' Matusow's lucky underpants go under the hammer with no reserve!

These very underpants which helped Mike to his WSOP bracelet wins are expected to reach more than $20,000 as anonymous bidders clamour for a piece of poker history.

Matusow himself credits the pants with winning his first WSOP bracelet - in the Omaha Hi-Lo event. Fortunately this was a 3-day even rather than 5 - meaning that they were only worn forwards, backwards and inside-out-forwards during those 3 days.

Freshly laundered, yet elegantly stained - Mistress Raven, the well known Vegas dominatrix who is selling the lucky y-fronts would not disclose exactly how they can to be in her possession yesterday.


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