Monday, 6 April 2009

Bogdog Poker Furious As Justin Bonomo Unbans Poker Stars

In an exclusive this morning we bring you the sensational news that self-confessed cheat, and crown-jewel in the poker pro stable of stone-aged poker site Bogoff Poker, Justin 'ZeeJustin' Bonomo has decided to unban Poker Stars from himself, at least under his real name.

In a publicity coup, Stars unbanning by Bonomo has taken the spotlight away from the tables at Bogshed Poker, where Justin plays (sometimes under his real name) against opponents who may or may not be banned as a sponsored pro. Stars publicity department were apparently delighted to welcome back Bonomo, who banned the site after they caught him cheating... we sent the Melted Felt mole to get this exclusively fabricated interview, yesterday.

"Great news all round", began Frank, Poker Stars head of Double-Standards "Not only is this a big slap in the face for the people who actually pay Justin money, Bodrag poker or whatever that sh1te site is called, but also puts us in a great position to tell the truth to the countless kids who were caught hoplessly colluding in 6-max SNG tournaments..."

Going on to add, "You got caught, Justin got caught, we froze your money, we froze his money, we banned you, we'll take him back with open arms, now get over it you spotty little scum and come back when you are grown up enough to be earning millions". We asked him to explain further, however at this point he decided end the interview by clarifying Stars policy on cheating... "In our view all cheats are equal" finished Frank, "only some cheats are more equal than others"

We asked for a statement from Bodgers Poker concerning their sponsored pro unbanning poker stars, however they were far too busy managing inter-account transfers from Justin's aliases to comment.


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