Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Relief As Calvin Hair Wins Back Control Of www.craponlinepokersite.com

Exclusive crap today, dear Melted Felt readers, as we bring you the shockingly sensational news that Mr Bodrington Og of Tennessee has lost a landmark legal case and will be forced to hand over control of www.craponlinepokersite.com to one Calvin Hair.

Hair, who famously paid his own press department to repeatedly call him an international playboy, was reportedly very pleased with the outcome and looking forward to moving his out of date poker software from its current domain of www.craponlinepokersitelife.com. Apparently both of the regular players on this site are very much looking forward to the shorter URL.

We wanted to ask Calvin Hair, who famously suffers a string of beautiful women wiggling their little fingers and giving each other knowing looks behind his back, whether there were any plans to replace the 1986 version any time soon. However he was too busy laughing at the prospect of the state of Kentucky confiscating the wrong domain to comment.

MF

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