Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Susan Boyle To Replace Annie Duke At Ultimate Bet??

Continuing with the continuing the theme theme today, dear Melted Felt readers as we bring you the utterly sensational rumor, started by ourselves, that Annie Duke - Ultimate Bet's erm, somewhat mature pro - is about to be replaced by overnight singing sensation Susan Boyle, who shot to fame via youtube after appearing on a naff British talent show.

According to the voices in our head, Duke's sociopathic behavior on Celebrity Apprentice caused such concern to even the crooks, theifs and liars who alledgedly make up UB's holding company - that they immediately started searching for a replacement.

Just when suitably post-menopausal Duke replacements were proving hard to find the Boyle story broke. Considered better looking that Annie and far better at Poker that Hellmuth, Boyle's straightforward manner is considered ideal to bring some much needed trust to the UB brand.

Duke was too busy accidentally doing close impressions of well known German dictators from the 1930's to comment as we went to press...

MF

6 comments:

SoCooLBob said...

What an "IN" "site" ...

http://socoolbob.wordpress.com/

Mark said...

Well Bob, your blog confused the fuck out of me... which is a good enough reason to waive my 'no comments with links' rule for now.

Cheers, MF

Platonic_ said...

annie duke sucked me off

Mark said...

So, you are absolutely sure it was not Susan Boyle then??

MF

Red Leaf Network said...

lmao excellent piece! annie's quite a pice of work!

Ray said...

Come off it, Annie Duke totally qualifies as milfy... not her fault a young hottie has made an impressive appearance in the WSOP main event the last couple years... Vanessa Rousso and Tiffany Michelle = coincidence? RIGGED

 
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