Thursday, 20 August 2009

Global Search Continues For Someone Who Understands A Single Word Of Poker $ Siezure Warrant

No stone is being left unturned, dear Melted Felt readers, as the entire world's every nook, cranny and dark, damp corner is being searched - for someone who can actually read the 'unsealed' indictment used to sieze $30 million from innocent online poker operators who are kind to small animals and seniors.

Of course, the fact that nobody can understand a fucking word of it has not stopped just about every poker journalist in the world writing in-depth articles full of big words, legal terminology and earnest-sounding predictions. Alas, Melted Felt begs to differ from the crowd, instead of sending you to sleep by bluffing our way through, we'd like to know what the fuck is going on too...

With many Harvard law-graduates completely baffled by the fact that so many lines had been crossed out with a large green crayola, it seems that articles all over the web have instead focused on the 3 little bits they do understand. Pokerstars, Full Tilt and some guy nobody has ever heard of before from Canada who is probably very, very rich.

So, dear Melted Felt readers - can you help in out global search to find someone with more to say that..."Its soooooo unfaiiiiirrr"?? Will a mere $30 million even been noticed by the cash-cows of PokerTilt and FullStars??? Canada, Is that actually a real country anyway? What is it for? Are Elk poisonous? Why is there no French-Canadian word for 'entrepreneur'?

MF

2 comments:

Paul said...

great post! I do think that elk are poisonous.

Memphis MOJO said...

Why is there no French-Canadian word for 'entrepreneur'?

Heheh. Good one.

 
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