Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Cake Poker To Leave Cake Poker Network?

Rats and sinking ships can now claim a 110% bonus on the Cake Poker network, where a once thriving party is now down to the tired-out hosts and a few hangers-on who, having drunk all the decent booze - are eyeing up the banana liquer...

Yes, dear Melted Felt readers we are pleased to start the completely unsubstantiated rumor that Cake Poker are considering leaving the Cake Poker Network to join the Merge Poker Network. Following in the footsteps of Sportsbook Poker, Players Only Poker and Lock Poker - Cake have come to the realization that that headbanging panda animation on the Merge platform is just sooo good that they need to offer it to their players as soon as possible.

This would leave cursed poker room Doyles Room as the only skin with more than 4 players on the Cake Network, which would probably change its name to the 'The dry crumbs and pieces of icing stuck to the bottom of those small plastic candle holders network', in a bid to make a fresh start.

In other made-up poker network news:

- An application has been approved by the Kahnawake Gambling Association for unknown new site 'R.Hamilton Poker' to become the newest member of the Cereus Poker Network.

- The iPoker Network's Titan Poker are celebrating successfully fooling some of the people some of the time (though not for long!) by repainting their sh1te software with a new design.

- OnGame are at the final testing stage for a new release of their client, promising to add new bugs, lags and glitches than ever before to their once leading poker software package


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