Monday, 21 February 2011

I Don't Like Mondays, Or Was That Grinders

Time for a musical interlude, dear Melted Felt readers. After hearing it in a taxi, I have had 'I don't like Mondays' by the Boomtown Rats well and truly stuck in my head for more than a week now... so what better idea than to share it. Only, hmmm, what has not liking Monday got to do with poker?

Thought of posting this on a Tuesday, only that does not sound much like the kind of thing that the world's only poker satire blog that is officially no longer funny should be doing, or something.

I Don't Like Grinders

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody’s gonna get to bluff today
She’s gonna make them all show down
And the grinder doesn’t understand it
The flop contained four spades
And he can see no reasons
‘Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need to ca-a-a-aaall?

Tell me why
I don’t like Donkeys
Tell me why
I don’t like Donkeys
Tell me why
I don’t like Donkeys
I wanna ca-a-a-a-a-al them the whole day down

The Pokertracker machine is kept so clean
And its HUD stats are adored
And the grinder feels so shocked
As he sees the fish get mocked
It doesn’t make no sense at all
And he can see no reasons
‘Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need to chase away free ca-ash-ash

Tell me why
I don’t like Money
Tell me why
I don’t like Money
Tell me why
I don’t like Money
I’m gonna cha-a-a-a-a-ase the fish away.

And all the playing has stopped at the table right now
While they check their session stats
And while the cash is down
There will be no frown
As the rakeback puts them up-up-up
And when the red line shows you winning
It does’nt make no sense at all
And he can see the reason
Coz bad luck is the reason
The reason that he can not go pro-oh-oh-ohoh

Tell me why
I don’t like Grinders
Tell me why
I don’t like Grinders
Tell me why
I don’t like Grinders
I want to sho-o-o-o-o-ot, the whiners down.

MF

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