PokerStars already own poker on the desktop
and laptop, dear Melted Felt readers, and with a new software update they are
aiming to own mobiles and tablets too.
What many players are not aware of is a
special algorithm which can detect when you are sat on the toilet. This changes
your mobile avatar to a picture of the john, so that your opponents will know
your focus might be on other things.
Insider sources are telling me that a
patent has been filed to use the subtle changes in skin conductivity combined with bet sizing dara to tell
the world whether you are sat for a number 1, 2 or have been ‘rearranging the furniture’
down there recently… though we are not too sure what the on-screen icon for the
latter will be.
Party Poker are expected to fight back by
making really sh1t strategic decisions and losing more of their market share.
MF
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